so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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