Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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