i don't like sucking hair
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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