im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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