I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
time to smoke my breakfast
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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