SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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