You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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