If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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