38 yer olds are good kisserssss
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I still have a little drunk in my system
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
