U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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