Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?