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• (941): View more from Florida

  i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket

  (212): View more from New York

  Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......

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  Really

  (941): View more from Florida

  You win

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.

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  didn't that happen to you last weekend?

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  shut up.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did you fuck her?

  (212): View more from New York

  If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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• (714): View more from California

  I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I slept with him to see his dog one last time

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?

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• (707): View more from California

  She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...

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