Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The best revenge is premature balding
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags