Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This is not my ceiling
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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