its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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