I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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