I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.