Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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