One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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