this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm determined to sit on that face.