Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.