His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
me + whiskey = a bad person
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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