so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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