everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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