What a fucking waste of an outfit
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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