i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I currently don't understand fingers.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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