oh god the rape fog is back!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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