I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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