i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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