im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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