So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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