Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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