Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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