K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
nutella sex= disaster
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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