barbara walters just said penis...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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