Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i came on her dog
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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