...so i touched it.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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