i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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