It's Friday. Sex?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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