either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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