We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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