I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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