I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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