I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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