Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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