im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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