We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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