so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i am craving dick and cupcakes
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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