I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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