Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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