Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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