whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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