forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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