if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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