Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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