glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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