Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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