I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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